Hol(e): Changing the way you drive.

Have you ever been driving along and thought hol(e) s***, that pothole nearly destroyed my car? Us too. That’s why we invented Hol(e): an advanced, phone-driven pothole reporting platform for the 21st century. We combine machine learning and AI to identify when you’ve hit a pothole and add your report to the Global Pothole Blockchain (GBP).

See how we do it

Cutting edge technology

Geospatial Data

Automatically report portholes when you find them. By using your phone's geospatial intelligence system, coupled with accelerometric data, we can detect when you hit something.

Machine Learning

Use math to determine that you hit a pothole. Think ML isn't necessary? Think again. Simple problems are always improved by added complexity. Just ask Oracle, or any enterprise networking vendor.

Artificial Intelligence

Our algorithms differentiate between potholes and whatever else you manage to hit (like a kid). You know it's good because there's a picture of a brain above this text.

Blockchain

Works for Bitcoin, so why not potholes? Our data model is fundamentally relational (potholes, locations, cities, etc.), so why not store everyhing in a blockchain? If we invented this 6 months ago, it probably would've been MongoDB.

Our Team

We have the skills and expertise to get the job done. So what are you waiting for? Fund Hol(e) today.

Anthony Critelli

Anthony Critelli is a serial innovator with a strong history of delivering not only exceptional products, but also rich go to market strategies. He has no experience in mobile application development and he owns a Udemy class about machine learning (which he has never watched). Plus, there’s a picture of him wearing a suit. A kid in his 20s, wearing a suit! That’s funding worthy.

When he’s not rocking the world with insane inventions like Hol(e), he can be found working in IT.


Ian Flournoy

From an early age Ian has danced with big data. He once filled an entire 500gb disk in one week after reinventing Flickr. Today he delivers value to shareholders in his own special way - removing wasted compute cycles from massively over-complicated distributed cloud systems. He’s happiest as far away from the user and as close to the terminal as possible. If you’ve got a hot new idea chances are he’ll code the MVP in pure bash.


Interested in funding Hol(e)?

Ready to be a part of something big? Hol(e) has no working product, and its founders have very limited understanding of machine learning, AI, and blockchain. So yeah, we’re ready for our VC funding.

If, after reading this site, you do truly believe that Hol(e) is a project worth funding, then it probably wouldn’t too morally reprehensible take your money. But we’re better than that.

So, instead of funding Hol(e), or really, anytime you see a startup claiming to use machine learning, AI, and blockchain, we’d recommend that you donate your money to something useful. Might we suggest: